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Post by Ser Lewyn Corbray on Aug 26, 2012 19:44:58 GMT -5
"I am the Princess of Dorne," Lavinia replied, pushing herself right in the man's face. "And you are just a disgusting little worm who does not know how to show a beautiful lady respect."
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Post by Ser Cedric Tarly on Aug 26, 2012 19:47:40 GMT -5
"Ya, and I'm the Sealord of Braavos... and if you want to see my little worm..." Still smiling, the man flicked his eyes downwards.
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Post by Ser Lewyn Corbray on Aug 26, 2012 19:50:14 GMT -5
Lavinia pulled out her dagger and placed it against the man's 'little worm'. "You want to lose what you have down there? You'd best get on your knees and beg forgiveness from the Princess of Dorne."
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Post by Ser Cedric Tarly on Aug 26, 2012 19:54:39 GMT -5
"You won't make much money as a whore if you cut off all your customers' members, dear." Thinking it was an idle threat, he looked back down to see the dagger. "Oh."
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Post by Ser Lewyn Corbray on Aug 26, 2012 19:59:52 GMT -5
"Do as I said," Lavinia said, her blade lightly cutting into the material of the man's breeches. "Or else..."
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Post by Ser Cedric Tarly on Aug 26, 2012 20:02:53 GMT -5
The worker fell to his knees and started to grovel. "Forgive me, Princess! I have a family, a wife, a daughter! Please, show mercy!" The man started to kiss Lavinia's feet, which made for quite a sight: Lavinia in her absurd appearance, and a toothless old man kissing her feet in tears.
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Post by Ser Lewyn Corbray on Aug 26, 2012 20:10:40 GMT -5
The Princess smirked imperiously as she looked down at the man. "Enough!" She commanded. "I want you to spread word about how noble and kind I am; let the people of King's Landing know of my goodness... and beauty."
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Post by Ser Cedric Tarly on Aug 26, 2012 20:19:04 GMT -5
"I will my Lady, I will! When I am done, all of the small folk in the city will know of both your beauty and your mercy!"
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Post by Ser Lewyn Corbray on Aug 26, 2012 20:21:16 GMT -5
"Good," Lavinia said, stepping back and giving the man a disgusted pout before walking off.
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Post by Lord Renly Dondarrion on Aug 26, 2012 20:59:11 GMT -5
Lord Renly had watched the exchange between the princess and the worker. Having no love for the Dornish, his lip curled contemptuously.
"That was ill-done." he remarked to his nephew and sons not caring if the Princess heard or not.
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Post by Ser Lewyn Corbray on Aug 26, 2012 21:02:53 GMT -5
Lavinia turned, hearing the comment and gave Renly a contemptuous look. "And you are?" She asked, placing a hand on her hip as she so liked to do.
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Post by Lord Renly Dondarrion on Aug 26, 2012 21:14:10 GMT -5
"Dondarrion." replied Renly unpertubed. He indicated his surcoat. "I thought that would have been obvious to any with a rudimentary education."
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Post by Ser Lewyn Corbray on Aug 26, 2012 21:40:57 GMT -5
Lavinia gave him another dark look. "Oh, I do not learn the sigils of houses which are governed by bufoons," She said, taking a step towards Renly, faking a yawn.
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Post by Lord Renly Dondarrion on Aug 26, 2012 22:05:10 GMT -5
"More fool you then." replied Renly with a thin smile . "Even buffoons can prove dangerous. But I doubt whether you could tell the difference."
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Post by Ser Lewyn Corbray on Aug 26, 2012 22:08:57 GMT -5
"And why is that?" The fat princess asked, crossing both her arms in front of her large chest
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