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Post by Ser Lewyn Corbray on Aug 26, 2012 0:10:17 GMT -5
Lavinia took the mirror and stared into it, sudden horror appearing on her face. "You... you are right! I... I'm a fat pig!!" She said, sounding very much like what she was.
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Post by Lorraine Lannister on Aug 26, 2012 0:11:17 GMT -5
Lorraine looked worried. "I'm sorry to break it to you like this...will you be alright? Do you know whats happened to you, even?"
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Post by Ser Lewyn Corbray on Aug 26, 2012 0:12:55 GMT -5
"I... well..." She said, taking out another pork pie and scoffing it down. "I drank a potion and it made me hungry all the time! I used to be so beautiful and now I never will be again!"
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Post by Lorraine Lannister on Aug 26, 2012 0:14:19 GMT -5
Lorraine looked horrified. She took away the basket of pastries. "Where did you get this potion? And why would you drink something like that?!"
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Post by Ser Lewyn Corbray on Aug 26, 2012 0:16:00 GMT -5
"In the shop of some stupid man," Lavinia replied, glaring at the basket that had been taken away before looking at the mirror again. "I wanted to prove a point... and..."
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Post by Lorraine Lannister on Aug 26, 2012 0:17:17 GMT -5
"You shouldn't be so trusting, Princess." Lorraine walked to a window, opened it, and chucked the pastries out. "What point were you trying to prove?"
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Post by Ser Lewyn Corbray on Aug 26, 2012 0:19:42 GMT -5
"I don't even remember," She replied, putting the mirror away and staring as the food fell out of the window. "At least I still have these," She said with a sigh, indicating her breasts. Then one of her tall and thin heels snapped and she fell to the floor. "Oooh!"
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Post by Lorraine Lannister on Aug 26, 2012 0:22:42 GMT -5
"Yes, and if its any consolation to you, they're at least four times larger now. A man could drown in them." Lorraine blushed, not used to speaking that way, but she was sure it would make the Princess feel better. As the heel broke with a sudden snap, Lorraine gasped. The floor shook a little. "Are you alright? Perhaps you should wear some sensible flat shoes until you lose all this weight."
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Post by Ser Lewyn Corbray on Aug 26, 2012 0:29:02 GMT -5
"I do not have any," Lavinia said, as she slowly took off her precarious shoes and rose... with difficulty. "How ever am I going to lose this? Perhaps... you could help me?"
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Post by Lorraine Lannister on Aug 26, 2012 0:32:12 GMT -5
Help...the Martell? Lorraine recoiled a little. This woman had been a pain in her side since they first laid eyes, and now she was asking Lorraine for help. "I...well I could lend you a pair of my shoes, but I don't know what else I could do for you. Perhaps you should give that potion man a piece of your mind."
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Post by Ser Lewyn Corbray on Aug 26, 2012 0:33:57 GMT -5
"That... would be nice," Lavinia said, finally standing on her two feet again. She brushed herself off and managed to retain a smile again. "I will definitely send my man over to that shop. As for me... perhaps I should just stay like this..."
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Post by Lorraine Lannister on Aug 26, 2012 0:35:49 GMT -5
"Whyever would you like to stay like that?" Lorraine raised her brows in wonder. "Didn't you pride yourself on being the prettiest girl in Westeros? Now I should say you are just the fattest."
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Post by Ser Lewyn Corbray on Aug 26, 2012 0:39:25 GMT -5
Lavinia pouted. "I would not even know how to start looking normal again." She shook her head. "Maybe I deserve to look like this!"
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Post by Lorraine Lannister on Aug 26, 2012 0:43:27 GMT -5
Lorraine shrugged. "I'm not sure if you deserve it or not. But if you want to change, perhaps it will be another potion, or perhaps a strict diet of bread and water."
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Post by Ser Lewyn Corbray on Aug 26, 2012 0:45:53 GMT -5
The Princess nodded, looking at the door. "Perhaps I will do that," She said, though her thoughts were still on all which had been thrown out of the window. "Could I borrow those shoes perhaps?"
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